Sunday, March 25, 2007
{ 12:22 AM }
Dear Husband:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.
I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell.. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or any thing. Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone.
P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! Your Ex-wife
Dear ex-wife
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice. When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and! bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem.
Labels: reads
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
{ 11:24 PM }
working nite shift has made miie more TIRED as usual den work am work pm.ii mean work am work pm can make miie more alert but ever since ii am stuck working pm for the past one mth plus going two mths it make miie more TIRED n SLEEPY instead.probably the BIGGEST problem is having the tendency to sleep late too.but really sometime is OF COS there's no choice lar so ii had to work late lor..but seeing dat sometimes ROZY oso cnt cope wit the matching oso make miie abit FRUSTRATED lyk seeing her do tings halfway lor.ii knw ii can't blame her oso..so wad to do?life still has to go on rite..?Labels: work
Sunday, March 18, 2007
{ 10:29 PM }
NICE TO KNOW THIS...1. Chewing on gum while cutting onions can help a Person from stop producing tears. Try it next time you chop onions!!!!!! !!!!2. Until babies are six months old, they can breathe and swallow at the same time. Indeed convenient!3. Offered a new pen to write with, 97% of all people will write their own name.4. Male mosquitoes are vegetarians. Only females bite.5. The average person's field of vision encompasses a 200-degree wide angle.
6. To find out if a watermelon is ripe, knock it, and if it sound shollow Then it is ripe.
7. Canadians can send letters with personalized postage stamps showing their own photos on each stamp.
8. Babies' eyes do not produce tears until the baby is approximately six to eight weeks old.
9. It snowed in the Sahara Desert in February of 1979.
10. Plants watered with warm water grow larger and more quickly than plants watered with cold water.11. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.12. Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave.13. Those stars and colours you see when you rub your eyes are called phosphenes.14. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears Never stop growing.15. Everyone's tongue print is different, like fingerprints.16. Contrary to popular belief, a swallowed chewing gum doesn't stay in the gut. It will pass through the system and be excreted.17. At 40 Centigrade a person loses about 14. 4 calories per hour by Breathing.18. There is a hotel in Sweden built entirely out of ice; it is rebuilt Every year.
19. Cats, camels and giraffes are the only animals in the world that walk Right foot, right foot, left foot, left foot, rather than right foot,left Foot...
20. Onions help reduce cholesterol if eaten after a fatty meal.21. The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.
22. In most watch advertisements the time displayed on the watch is 10:10 because then the arms frame the brand of the watch And make it look like it's smiling.23. The color blue can have a calming affect on people.
24. Depending upon the shade, the brain may send up to 11 tranquilizing Chemicals to calm the body
25. Leonardo DA Vinci could write with the one hand and draw with the other simultaneously. Now we know why his pictures were exquisite!!
26. Names of the three wise monkeys are: Mizaru (See no evil),Mikazaru(Hear no evil), and Mazaru (Speak no evil).27. The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning it's head are the rabbit and parrot.
28. The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.29. Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child Reaches 2-6 years of age30. The names of the continents all end with the same letter with which they start.31. Electricity doesn't move through a wire but through a field around the wire.
32. All U.S. Presidents have worn glasses; some of them just didn't like to be seen wearing them in public.33. No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver,and purple.34. Raw cashews are poisonous and must be roasted before.Labels: randoms
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
{ 11:45 PM }
wah today the bus for 106 was so DAMN crowded ii miissed for two times and so pekchek aldy ii took 174 home instead..but hor wad greeted us when we board the bus was a berii TOOTPID police siren sound dat came from the game console wich god knows who is playing and the sound is kinda on the loud side..so ii jz hear the siren sound go woo woo all the way until ii reach my bus stop lor.DAMN TOOTPID lar~~!!right nw after ii got off the bus ii stil kinda remember the tingling sound of the police siren..arghz..=.="...Labels: mood
{ 1:28 AM }
sometimes i'm so sick of
Linda. jz cos ii went to
toilet,she tot ii was walking ard in the office.and den she say ii nid
EUU to finish checking all and out the reports by
TODAY.she nvr find out the truth yy ii had
disappeared to..ii jz came out from toilet lor.tink ii so free to
dilly dally ard the office ar..?aft dat she told
QianHui to stop keying data entry lor and do checking..but since lyk the reports is so little.ii can check it by myself oso lor..nvm lor..the
IDPL ppl all nvr find out truth anyway..so ii used to it le..only can pour out
moii thoughts here lar..
Labels: work
Saturday, March 10, 2007
{ 10:51 PM }
Sure, it's catchy and has a great beat, but this tune's also got bite. We're not saying you're not a smooth mover, but anyone who knows you will attest to your spunky side. After all, you aren't shy about going after what you want or speaking your mind. How else are you going to beat the competition?When it comes to a night out, you bring the party with you wherever you go. A risk taker, you're not afraid to stir things up and be the first one on the dance floor or last one to leave. It's clear you're standing on your own two feet, and you're ready for whatever comes your way. Rock on!
Labels: randoms
Thursday, March 08, 2007
{ 1:37 AM }
haha..right now ii can tell euu all is dat ii try my best to update my blog everyday if ii can lor..if ii not slpy blah blah..or who knws wtf ii feeling haha..eh..nothing much today except dat ii was trying to solve the problem of ytd lor regarding the send out dat QianHui did for the plastic & hand holdings..its so DAMN MESSY lor.the clinic wrote two bottles one for histo the other for afb culture and ii tot it's suppose to be the other way round.normally the liquid form is for afb wit sticky like sputum or wad..but the liquid form happens to be formalin which is for histo..and the small histo-like specimen on the other bottle should be for histo but end up to be for afb lor..so shity clinic..hais..sometimes ii feel dat yy dun all clinics gib us more breathing space and yy dun they make things more EASIER for us instead..in the end when we tried to stop SGH from running the test.the tootpid specimen came and the staff had poured formalin into the bottle for the histo lyk sample lor.wad bad timing!!in the end wad else can ii do but to cancel the test and let the clinic know wad happen..DAMN!!hais...sometimes when euu had to handle someting lyk tis f shit..it really make yr mind go whirling..lyk tornado sehh..Labels: work
Tuesday, March 06, 2007
{ 11:17 PM }
A little girl walks in to the lounge one Sunday morning while her Dad is reading the paper."Where does poo come from?" she asks.The father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old daughter is already asking difficult questions thinks for a moment and says:"Well you know we just ate breakfast?""Yes," answers the girl."Well the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bums when we go to the toilet, and that is poo."The little girl looks shocked, and stares, at him with a watery eyes in stunned silence for a few seconds and asks:"And Tigger?"Labels: reads
Saturday, March 03, 2007
{ 10:09 PM }
ii wonder how many type of version ii had for my blog le.but wad can ii say it's countless ii suppose..hha...sick n tired of my beige skin le lor..((=...new one..haha..
check it out..Labels: designs
{ 12:23 AM }
TAKE HOLD OF EVERY MOMENT A friend of mine opened his wife's underwear drawer and picked up a silk paper wrapped package:
"This, - he said - isn't any ordinary package."
He unwrapped the box and stared at both the silk paper and the box.
"She got this the first time we went to New York, 8 or 9 years ago. She has never put it on. Was saving it for a special occasion.Well, I guess this is it. He got near the bed and placed the gift box next to the other clothings he was taking to the funeral house, his wife had just died. He turned to me and said:
"Never save something for a special occasion. Every day in your life is a special occasion".I still think those words changed my life.
Now I read more and clean less.
I sit on the porch without worrying about anything.
I spend more time with my family, and less at work. I understood that life should be a source of experience to be lived up to, not survived through. I no longer keep anything. I use crystal glasses every day. I'll wear new clothes to go to the supermarket, if i feel like it.
I don't save my special perfume for special occasions, I use it whenever I want to. The words "Someday..." and "One Day..." are fading away from my dictionary. If it's worth seeing, listening or doing, I want to see, listen or do it now. I don't know what my friend's wife would have done if she knew she wouldn't be there the next morning, this nobody can tell. I think she might have called her relatives and closest friends.She might call old friends to make peace over past quarrels. I'd like to think she would go out for Chinese, her favourite food. It's these small things that I would regret not doing, if I knew my time had come.
I would regret it, because I would no longer see the friends I would meet, letters... letters that i wanted to write "One of this days".I would regret and feel sad, because I didn't say to my brothers and sons, not times enough at least, how much I love them.Now, I try not to delay, postpone or keep anything that could bring laughter and joy into our lives.And, on each morning, I say to myself that this could be a special day.Each day, each hour, each minute, is special.If you got this, it's because someone cares for you and because, probably, there's someone you care about.If you're too busy to send this out to other people and you say to yourself that you will send it "One of these days", remember that "One day" is far away... or might never come. .
This TANTRA came from India. No matter if you're superstitious or not, spend some time reading it.It holds useful messages for the soul.
Don't keep this message.This Tantra must leave your hands within 96 hours.Send copies and watch what goes on in the next four days.You'll have a pleasent surprise.This is true, even if you're not superstitious.Now, here's the fun of it:send this message to at least 5 people and you're life improves.0-4 people: your life improves slightly.5-9 people: your life imnproves according to your expectations!9-14 people: you'll have at least 5 surprises in the next 3 weeks.15 or more people: your life improves drastically and your dreams start to take shape.Labels: miscellaneous
